Jargon Grahak Jargon !

A lot of what we hear in class is Greek to us within 3-4 minutes especially if you like me have the honour of having a last row seat in class. However practical experiences reinforce our learning something which happens (though inadvertently) quite a lot at MDI.

The Theory-Practical partnership method of learning at MDI Gurgaon

FMCG- Fast Moving Curiosity Goods

The notices adorning the CM notice board change so fast that it makes the head spin. A new Committee called the Notice Board committee should be proposed just to manage the information dissipated through the notice boards.

Financial Services– The Fines paid out for absenteeism and late coming would probably have been enough to bail out Greece and restore sanity to it’s Debt-GDP ratio.

Negative Demand— IDPL Hostel. People would probably pay not to have to stay their, IBS girls notwithstanding of course. šŸ˜‰

Overfull Demand– Mealtimes at CM mess with it’s serpentine queues.

Cost minimization– a group of seven eating out of a single, overburdened plate.


“Q. What is effective communication?”

Ans- Any verbal transaction, however reviling, is effective only if carried out near the IDPL volleyball Court or IDPL Arcus.

Marketing Mix

The mix of sleepiness, boredom and marketing jargon that forms a deadly melange poisoning each and every one of us.

Unwholesome demand – Vices like studying, completing assignments on time and knowing all the answers in a quiz. Should be highly discouraged and countermarketed

“Auto” Sector – This sector is mostly relevant to those unlucky IDPL souls who miss critical buses back to IDPL and then have to plant their tushies on autos back to IDPL.


  1. Nitya said,

    July 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Nice one Sid..n yea i agree with everything that u say šŸ˜›

  2. Manish Adukia said,

    July 16, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    thumbs up

  3. Anant Garg said,

    July 17, 2010 at 1:33 am

    Outright hilarious man…and I so totally agree with you:D

  4. Sambhav Ahuja said,

    July 17, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    hahaha! too good! šŸ˜€

  5. Abhijeet said,

    July 18, 2010 at 12:34 am

    Tune to dill ki baat boldi yaar..

  6. Anandh Sundar said,

    July 4, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Nice..reminds me of a post where I’d written the best practices we can learn from each sector. Yours is much more jovial though

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